Retirement Card

Description: A lighthearted retirement card with rustic wood textures, stacked timber, and a carefree photo that says it all—this guy’s officially off the clock. Playful, modern, and perfect for coworkers, friends, or family who appreciate a good laugh with their send-off.

Size: 7" × 10" unfolded (7" × 5" folded)
Paper: Premium Glossy for a smooth, elegant finish
Envelope: Crisp white envelope included
Style: Landscape fold; front reads “THIS GUY’S RETIRED” over a relaxed outdoor photo; top inside panel features a wood-grain backdrop

Inside message:
“YOUR NEW SCHEDULE:
MONDAY — WHATEVER.
TUESDAY — STILL WHATEVER.
WEDNESDAY — SEE MONDAY.

(CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR WELL-EARNED RETIREMENT.)”

Professionally printed by Say It Sweetly in Canada 🇨🇦